I have plans to steal borrow your social club comment!
Currently I am in charge of cleaning up the cups & trash after meetings & occasionally lead a ride to someplace without getting the group too lost. Well, yeah, we do get really lost sometimes but we usually manage to find our way back by sheer luck since asking for directions is boring. I have a GPS when I RC now, so it yells at me when I make a wrong turn - have loud pipes so cannot hear the folks behind yelling, thankfully.
We are starting a newbie rider program this month, BTW.
Have at it, Mike! I probably borrowed it, or the idea, someplace anyway.

Newbie programs are nice, if you have the road captains with enough patience. I tell the old timers that they were once new members, or even new riders, and someone welcomed them in and along. Actually, it's kinda fun to watch the progression of a newbie. And you end up with some friends for life. Or the occasional dumbass.

:-Jerry