F PIE! This whole thing is a pie-spiracy, and I'm not puttin' up with it any more. I demand a recount, a congressional hearing, and most likely a new government agency to regulate pie.
Oh, btw, I can't believe one of the southerner's didn't mention MOON PIE. And in closing, to paraphrase a famous French lady, let us eat CAKE!
Jerry 
F pie?


That's been done. In color.

I have decided that my rights as a citizen of the Earth (or some other nearby planet I might have landed here from) have been violated, disenfranchised, spindled, bent at an awkward angle, and mutilated by not being given free Moon Pies since birth as should have been my right since birth as a Southerner.
Pie regulation is a controversial subject & we need a poll on it indubitably or maybe. A PIE SERT is available from the MoCo for the 2010 pie eating season, btw.
I ate dolly Madison's cupcakes a few times but never knew if she was French.
