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[VaEagle]

Interesting test here to see what type of bike you should be riding.
Are you on the right bike? 

(FYI you don't have to put your DOB in the last question to get your results)

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17525870837436152068

[ccr]

My resuts for The Motorcycle Personality Test;

Ducati Monster
You scored 3 moxie, 5 zeal, and 6 pomp!


You're a bit of a snob, but otherwise well-adjusted.
Your bike is the Ducati Monster. Sexy. Powerful. Agile. Italian style in a badass matte black.

Of all the test takers, you are most likely to have been hoping for your result to indicate that your bike is a Harley. It isn't. Sorry. You show the potential to become a superior rider, and you need a bike that encourages and rewards your learning. The Harley will just hold you back, and you'll have nagging feelings that something is wrong.

The Suzuki SV series is also a good bet, but it wouldn't appeal to you. Far too Common.

[naitram]

no idea how they score this thing:

Your result for The Motorcycle Personality Test by ...

Yamaha FJR1300
You scored 1 moxie, 7 zeal, and 1 pomp!

You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding.
You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?

[Screamin]

Jeez oh louise;

Ducati Monster

[SPIDERMAN]

This was the idea of my post about what the POTUS and VPOTUS candidates would ride on those (not to be named) threads


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[VAZHOG]

Your result for The Motorcycle Personality Test by ...

Yamaha YZF R1
You scored 9 moxie, 10 zeal, and -1 pomp!



You're addicted to speed, but have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you like to win, you don't really care so much about competing with others as much as competing with yourself.
Your bike is the Yamaha YZF R1. Given how easily the rear wheel on this beast spins up coming out of turns, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skills. (I've seen more R1s crash at track days than any other bike.)

It was a close decision with the Suzuki GSXR1000, but your personality seemed a bit more R1-ish. (But hey, I could be wrong. Its only a silly test.)

Turned out about right for me 

[LRebel]

Mine was the same as Candy..... Ducati Monster 

[RedFXR2]

no idea how they score this thing:

Your result for The Motorcycle Personality Test by ...

Yamaha FJR1300
You scored 1 moxie, 7 zeal, and 1 pomp!

You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding.
You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?

Neal--These are my results, as well.  Bet my FJR1300 can beat your FJR1300.

Exactly what is a Yamaha FJR1300?

[Guilty]

Ducati Monster
You scored -3 moxie, 2 zeal, and 6 pomp!

You're a bit of a snob, but otherwise well-adjusted.
Your bike is the Ducati Monster. Sexy. Powerful. Agile. Italian style in a badass matte black.

Of all the test takers, you are most likely to have been hoping for your result to indicate that your bike is a Harley. It isn't. Sorry. You show the potential to become a superior rider, and you need a bike that encourages and rewards your learning. The Harley will just hold you back, and you'll have nagging feelings that something is wrong.

The Suzuki SV series is also a good bet, but it wouldn't appeal to you. Far too Common.

Sorry, but I like my Harley's and I expect my back wouldn't agree with a crotch rocket!

[Twolanerider]

I stopped when the first question defined an active rider as someone who rides 2000 miles a year.  Fun game perhaps.  But they don't have a clue what they're talking about.

[RedFXR2]

Exactly what is a Yamaha FJR1300?

I had to look it up:

[SPIDERMAN]

Yamaha FJR1300   Don't even know what that is, but the dumba$$ test says that what I should be riding.

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[BLM777]

Gotta guess Yamaha wrote the test.  I'm on one to.

[altugo]

600cc Sportbike
You scored 9 moxie, 2 zeal, and 3 pomp!



You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it.
You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay.

When you're riding in the mountains, you have a hard time keeping up with that Olde Pharte on a Triumph Thruxton without blowing the centerline in the twisties and going WFO on every straight. (You're not a bad rider, but you're just not as good as you think you are.)

On a hot day, you're likely to be seen weaving through highway traffic at warp speed, wearing sneakers and a t-shirt blowing up your back.

The good news for you is that this is a temporary phase in your riding career. You will either (a) buzzsplat or (b) become more acutely conscious of your own mortality after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes.

Take it to the track. You'll live longer.

[altugo]

WTF is moxie zeal or pomp?