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[Keats]

I have always be a Joker and have learned that the real revenge of being the victim is entirely in the escalation process.
I have a few good stories, but wanted to hear some of your Jokes gone awry or well.

[erniezap]

Best one that I ever pulled was about 25 years ago.  There was a guy at work who was constantly pulling chit on everyone and actually dared someone to challenge him.  The next day I used a slim jim to open the driver's door of his black BMW, filled all of the vents with talcum powder, aimed the vents at the driver, and turned the fan on high.  When he left work we were all by the window watching at it was friggin histerical!  Funny, but he stopped pulling chit after that...

[Resbiker]

When you're standing around admiring one of your bud's brand new bike......sneak a small puddle of oil under the engine.....all it takes is a "Hey, what's that under your scoot?"  Hilarious!!

[Keats]

A few years ago (11 to be exact) I have a few neighbors that are good friends. I am the 3rd oldest of this group and always had to deal with the
old man references. My 40th birthday was coming up and anticipating a great deal of aggravation, I decided I needed a proactive counter strike.
My target was my neighbors wife who is 5 years younger than myself. She and i often mixed it up with each other trying to get under each other's skin.
I got a birthday cake all decorated with her name on it and reading "Happy 40th birthday".
her birthday is only a week apart from mine but she is only 35 at this time.
In a Public forum with lots of people, (ice rink) I got everyone to sing her Happy birthday and wish her a happy 40th.
It did not matter what she said, everyone believed she just turned 40 and had people wish her a happy 40th for weeks.
she did not like me having added 5years to her age and have everyone believe it, She has never played a joke on me since.
to this day she still is explaining to anyone who will listen.

[eagle.b]

10 years ago, me and a buddy worked in a restaurant. We both had keys to open the place, many a time he would get there before me and close all the lights as if nobody was there and jump out and scare the chit out of me. One morning I got him back. In the walk in freezer, I tied a rope around my neck , put an apple in my mouth, closed the lights and waited. Now, this was all supposed to be in good fun, had I known he was going to open the door while carrying a big pot of soup, I probably wouldn't have done it. I guess you can figure out what happened next.

All the practical jokes stopped that day.

[1abastarsmda]

When you're standing around admiring one of your bud's brand new bike......sneak a small puddle of oil under the engine.....all it takes is a "Hey, what's that under your scoot?"  Hilarious!!

That's beautiful.  I know exactly who I'm going to do that to.  I thought of someone else first, but then I realized he would probably have a heart attack, so I quickly thought of a new victim.

[1abastarsmda]

April Fools Day 4 years ago.  My girlfriend and I went to a beer bash with a band at the local fire hall.  Nice charity event. We went with the neighbor couple that live across the street from me and about 5 other couples that they knew and I had met on many occasions.  My neighbor (her) and I are always torturing each other with little practical jokes.  My girlfriend at the time was about as sweet and innocent as they come and NOONE would ever expect her to be a part of a practical joke.  Everybody was let in on what was going to happen, except of course my neighbor.  I had my girlfriend cozy up with her and act like she was very troubled over something and needed someone to confide in.  She told her that she was pregnant, and that I did not know about it yet, and that the baby was not mine, but she really loved me and was going to tell me it was mine.  Knowing my neighbor very well, I anticipated that she wouldn't be able to keep this to herself, and she proceeded to spread this info to everyone we were with.  Everyone told her exactly the opposite of what she was expecting...that they didn't see any problem with her deceiving me and she should just stay out of it and let us be happy together.  Okay, now it's time to send the girlfriend off for a walk to the bathroom to free me up.  I got a real quick, "I need to talk to you right now" in my ear, from my neighbor.  We walked a few feet away from our table and she started telling about the "low-life b$#%ch's" scheme.  I held up one finger, then 2, then on the 3rd finger the entire table and I yelled "April Fools Vicki".  She proceeded to let us all know what a-holes we were.

But now she is always on guard with me.  When I called her at work to let her know that her next door neighbor had a SWAT team at the house, along with local police, FBI, CIA, postal inspector, and about every other agency imaginable, and that they were filling SUV's with computers and boxes of documents they were removing from their home, she didn't believe me.  I told her which neighbors were home to witness this, and she said that I had coached the other people to go along with this and she just didn't believe a word a said.  She called to apologize about a week later when she read about it in the newspaper.  These folks were apparently into a little bit of everything...illegal check cashing, illegally sending funds overseas, some sort of fraud on the computer...I doubt that I'll ever get the entire real story on everything they were involved in, but I do know the one guy also got arrested for attempted murder.  That part was plain as day on the news report.  It's always nice to see your neighbor on TV in handcuffs.

[mrmagloo]

Goodness - I've got a boatload pranks over the years, both given and received, but I think the best revenge stunt I pulled was hacking the knees off some brown nosing jerk off a few years ago by putting a Gay Pride sticker on his car next to his license plate. The bozo didn't notice it for almost 2 weeks. By then, the entire office had caught wind and was quite the whisper topic for a long time. Still gives me a chuckle when I think about it.

[VANAMAL]

One joker i worked with in construction ( ted ) would always throw rocks at the outhouse while we were in there. One morning i saw him go into the outhouse so i bombed it big time with rocks. I knew he would seek revenge!. Later that day while working on the second floor i noticed this great big dude go into the porta potty so i hid in the closet and my other friend told ted that i snuck off to use it. Ted goes running downstairs and starts bombing the outhouse with a barrage of big rocks! Well the big dude come out madder than hell and wanted to kill ted! We still laugh like crazy when we tell that one.

[ice6900]

i had moved to switzerland and my old uk hog chapter had arranged a trip to Le Mans, so i road over to meet up with them, i was hanging around waiting for them and did a quick scout of the nearby pubs n restaurants, after our evening meal the group asked me if i^d seen a suitable bar nearby, yes i said there is one just around the corner! The big bold group of single guys went marching off to this bar but didnt notice the rainbow flag flying over the door, we had strolled a lil slower and as we got to the corner they came flying out of the bar swearing and blinding a$$hole theres aload of gay guys in there..........  LOL

[1abastarsmda]

Goodness - I've got a boatload pranks over the years, both given and received, but I think the best revenge stunt I pulled was hacking the knees off some brown nosing jerk off a few years ago by putting a Gay Pride sticker on his car next to his license plate. The bozo didn't notice it for almost 2 weeks. By then, the entire office had caught wind and was quite the whisper topic for a long time. Still gives me a chuckle when I think about it.

I think I've got a few people I'd like to pull that one on, but I wouldn't have a clue where to find Gay Pride stickers.  I guess if I ever see them sitting somewhere for the taking and noone will see me taking them, I'll grab some.  If I did that to someone, I don't think I'd ever be able to tell them that I was the one that did it.

[ice6900]

I think I've got a few people I'd like to pull that one on, but I wouldn't have a clue where to find Gay Pride stickers.  I guess if I ever see them sitting somewhere for the taking and noone will see me taking them, I'll grab some.  If I did that to someone, I don't think I'd ever be able to tell them that I was the one that did it.

 i would have thought u could have found rainbow sticker just about anywhere.....

[1abastarsmda]

i would have thought u could have found rainbow sticker just about anywhere.....

Never knew there was a significance to a rainbow sticker, but then I don't remember ever seeing one either.  I just did a search on the web and there are actually websites that specialize in selling those stickers.  What will they think of next to make a buck?

[mrmagloo]

Just go to Walfart and buy a box of Bumper Sticker decals for your home printer. Just open any program and type out whatever the heck you want and cut it out with scissors. Easy!  Just practice printing on regular paper a few times first. Or, just got to a place like cafepress and search for gay, and you'll come up with a bunch of stuff you can cut and paste, and print. http://shop.cafepress.com/gay

OK - I'm about gayed out for the day. Have fun with it...

[1abastarsmda]

Just go to Walfart and buy a box of Bumper Sticker decals for your home printer. Just open any program and type out whatever the heck you want and cut it out with scissors. Easy!  Just practice printing on regular paper a few times first. Or, just got to a place like cafepress and search for gay, and you'll come up with a bunch of stuff you can cut and paste, and print. http://shop.cafepress.com/gay

OK - I'm about gayed out for the day. Have fun with it...

Seems like too much work just for me to screw with someone.