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The Milk Man
« on: January 14, 2010, 04:34:39 PM »

 
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her Milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman
Read the note, He felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the  point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said; "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did You mean 2.5  gallons?" The blonde said, 'No, I want 25 gallons. I'm Going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can Look young and  beautiful again."The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'

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The blonde said; "No, just up to my breasts, I can splash it on my eyes."
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Re: The Milk Man
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2010, 05:23:24 PM »

I saw it coming like a runaway train but I could not stop it!!!! Funny Chit man! :bananarock:
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Re: The Milk Man
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2010, 10:23:31 PM »

Thats funny
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Re: The Milk Man
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2010, 10:57:33 PM »

Thats a typical blond joke but funny.

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