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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her Milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman
Read the note, He felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said; "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did You mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, 'No, I want 25 gallons. I'm Going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can Look young and beautiful again."The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'
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The blonde said; "No, just up to my breasts, I can splash it on my eyes."