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fatboyse2

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Done for...
« on: February 05, 2006, 04:45:46 PM »

As luck would have it, the weather was $h!7 today for riding, so I packed up the wife and son and we headed out for breakfast...just so happens it was in the general direction of our local dealer.  After breakfast I managed a "hey, there's the Harley dealer" as we drove and we stopped in to take a look around.  My son and I worked our way back to the shinny parts section and my wife went looking at the cloths.  I was deep in thought, picking out the next bit I needed to have for my bike when my son say's "hey daddy, is mommy getting a motorcycle too?".  I gave myself a chuckle and said, "I don't think mommy would like to ride a motorcycle herself".  My son being a chip off the old block then say's, "then why is she sitting on that motorcycle?".  I turn around and there's my pretty wife sitting on a blue and silver Ultra Classic with all the extras on it (ed note: she's always been scared to death to sit on any of our other bikes).  I head over to where she's at and ask what's up and she says "I want this one".  I give her a shocked look and say "you're kidding right".  Nope, that's the one she wants.  Then I make my big mistake, I say "you can't have a Harley, you don't even know how to ride a bike".  Well, if your wife is like mine than you already know I'm done for.  Now she's gotten real determined, she starts asking Joe our sales guy a whole bunch of questions, how does this work, how does that work, what upgrades you can get etc.  She heads over to the chrome section and starts looking at all of the options, I should have kept my mouth shut :-X  We spent about an hour at the dealer and when we got home she asked me to show her how to ride a bike.  So, I pulled out my old Nighthawk 750, start it up and she starts practicing clutch and break use.  Inside of 10 minutes she's riding up and down the driveway.  We'll at least now I'll have someone close by to go riding with [smiley=gorgeous.gif]  Though I don't know how I'm gonna afford two chrome habits :o
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Re: Done for...
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2006, 04:55:01 PM »

Masochist, noun; also; "dumbass;" see below:


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she says "I want this one".
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Re: Done for...
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2006, 04:55:43 PM »

You have forgotten some things here. Now you have a new reason to look at parts, "Ow honey Im looking for  a "---" for your bike". If yours is like mine, those spiecial days " b-day, Chistmas,etc. " are taken care of now. I give chrome or leather and she cries. Not to toot my own horn but, I'M THE MAN.
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Re: Done for...
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2006, 04:55:51 PM »

The title you put on this thread says it all dude  

check your wallet at the nearest rehab center cause it's about to do through some serious abuse


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Re: Done for...
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2006, 04:57:18 PM »

Yeah, 'er 'uh, fatboyse2,
  You run faster when somethins' chasin' you!  You're done!  [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif] Later--HUBBARD
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Re: Done for...
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2006, 05:02:34 PM »

Good luck with the double addiction fatboyse2! [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

If your better half is a new to riding as you indicate please encourage her to take an offical riding course so she will learn good skills to be safe. I think it's great when a couple can share a passion together.(Not just that one guys! ;)) Although most men wouldn't complain about their women in leather. [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]
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Re: Done for...
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2006, 05:04:35 PM »

a marriage made in (harley) heaven!  har!  :D spyder
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Re: Done for...
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2006, 05:25:17 PM »

FatboySE2,

If I can make a few suggestions, being I have already been down this route.
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Re: Done for...
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2006, 05:31:09 PM »

i sat and watched my wifes class but i was asked to leave before the riding exam so as not to be a distraction/excuse for any failures
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Re: Done for...
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2006, 05:37:40 PM »

I didnt have to get a paper signed. The wife is kinda a clean freak so she keeps all the bikes nice and clean, thanks to her new addiction. Thank you Chrome God.
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Re: Done for...
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2006, 09:57:28 PM »

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If I can make a few suggestions, being I have already been down this route.
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Re: Done for...
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2006, 10:01:23 PM »

PS, getting her to sign anything means about squat, I'll still be doing the bike cleaning after the ride while she's relaxing [smiley=bath.gif] :)
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Re: Done for...
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2006, 11:09:26 PM »

fatboyse2,
Not sure if I should congratulate you or send condolences. [smiley=nixweiss.gif] In the end I think you will be a happy man, you know what they say, "When Momma's happy, everybody is happy". I think as long as you start her off with something small and easy and let her get used to riding (along with taking a MSF/Riders Edge Course), then get her the Ultra you will be alright. I'm sure you will enjoy having your spouse wanting/encouraging you to do the weekend rides.

Just wait until she joins this forum and finds out all the goodies she can get for her bike....

/me thinks then you will really be in trouble. ;D

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Re: Done for...
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2006, 11:31:34 PM »

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If I can make a few suggestions, being I have already been down this route.
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Re: Done for...
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2006, 11:37:56 PM »

Your are Done For!!!

As they say; When Momma's happy everybody's Happy!!
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