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Re: How Not to Impress the Girls
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2010, 01:38:26 PM »
Gee I must be getting old, I thought the sign for "slurpies and Big Gulp" were for cold drinks??? Like your store better!  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: How Not to Impress the Girls
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2010, 07:21:47 PM »
Too bad they are all not as good as her.

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Re: How Not to Impress the Girls
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2010, 06:04:55 PM »
I know what kind of weiner she really wanted!?
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Re: How Not to Impress the Girls
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2010, 06:52:38 PM »
Maybe so,but as Neil Young once said, " It's better to burn out than to fade away."   
:huepfenlol2:   :nixweiss:
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Re: How Not to Impress the Girls
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2010, 09:27:06 AM »
Having sex with younger women is dangerous, but WTF if she dies.................... :bananarock: she dies
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Re: How Not to Impress the Girls
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2010, 11:17:21 AM »
5 yrs. to young my a$$   :-*!  Don if you scared....say scared  :nervous:. If not I would be buying another hot dog  :cucumber:.   too funny !! :2vrolijk_21:

good story !
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Re: How Not to Impress the Girls
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2010, 12:22:58 PM »
Quote from: 09S/E roadglide on December 05, 2010, 11:17:21 AM
5 yrs. to young my a$$   :-*!  Don if you scared....say scared  :nervous:. If not I would be buying another hot dog  :cucumber:.   too funny !! :2vrolijk_21:

good story !


The store is a just a few blocks from the house.  So it's a regular stop (and they do have good hot dogs).  Couple days later was in to score another soda and a brat.  Go to counter and announce that "better day today, at least I don't suck today."  She grinned back and said I was a dirty old man.  I said "thank you!" :huepfenlol2:
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Re: How Not to Impress the Girls
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2010, 12:26:23 PM »
Quote from: Twolanerider on December 05, 2010, 12:22:58 PM

The store is a just a few blocks from the house.  So it's a regular stop (and they do have good hot dogs).  Couple days later was in to score another soda and a brat.  Go to counter and announce that "better day today, at least I don't suck today."  She grinned back and said I was a dirty old man.  I said "thank you!" :huepfenlol2:

Come on - admit it - deep down that hurt badly!    :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:
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Re: How Not to Impress the Girls
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2010, 12:36:25 PM »
Quote from: sadunbar on December 05, 2010, 12:26:23 PM
Come on - admit it - deep down that hurt badly!    :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:
Yeah.....beat me 12 to the bar.  ???  har.  spyder
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Re: How Not to Impress the Girls
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2010, 01:55:49 PM »
Quote from: sadunbar on December 05, 2010, 12:26:23 PM
Come on - admit it - deep down that hurt badly!    :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:

No way.  I'll hit 50 next month and she's 22 (just found out for sure last week).  These things are all relative.  If she was 74 it would totally creep me out though ??? .

Have been saying since I was about 35 that I wanted to be a dirty old man when I grow up :drink: .
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Re: How Not to Impress the Girls
« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2010, 02:23:49 PM »
At our age well take then 8 to 80- blind,crippled or crazy :bananarock:
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Re: How Not to Impress the Girls
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2010, 02:39:48 PM »
Quote from: VANAMAL on December 05, 2010, 02:23:49 PM
At our age well take then 8 to 80- blind,crippled or crazy :bananarock:
Exactly... that's my story (too) and I'm sticking to it. :D :D

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Re: How Not to Impress the Girls
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2010, 02:44:05 PM »
At what approximate age did you arrive at this position?  :-\ spyder
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Re: How Not to Impress the Girls
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2010, 04:56:50 PM »
Especially crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pepper: :jalapeno:
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Re: How Not to Impress the Girls
« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2010, 05:01:57 PM »
Yea, Yea, Yea, How was she anyway.....oh, thats another story!
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