Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for
> >> them to line up nude in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, nude model
> >> danced for them.
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> >> Each priest had a little bell attached to his pecker. They were told that
> >> anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be
> >> ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
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> >> The model danced before the first candidate, who made no reaction. She
> >> proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until
> >> she got to the final priest, Luigi. Poor Luigi. As she danced, his bell
> >> began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground
> >> and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
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> >> Embarrassed, Luigi quickly scrambled to retrieve the bell.
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> >> When he bent over to pick it up, all the other bells began to ring
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