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Twelve Italian priests
« on: December 30, 2010, 08:04:28 AM »

Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for
> >> them to line up nude in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, nude model
> >> danced for them.
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> >> Each priest had a little bell attached to his pecker. They were told that
> >> anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be
> >> ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
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> >> The model danced before the first candidate, who made no reaction. She
> >> proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until
> >> she got to the final priest, Luigi. Poor Luigi. As she danced, his bell
> >> began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground
> >> and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
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> >> Embarrassed, Luigi quickly scrambled to retrieve the bell.
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> >> When he bent over to pick it up, all the other bells began to ring
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Re: Twelve Italian priests
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2010, 10:12:23 AM »

That is wrong on so many levels....... ;D
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Re: Twelve Italian priests
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2010, 10:25:17 AM »

 :P
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Re: Twelve Italian priests
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2010, 10:48:40 AM »

   thats cold. but funny.
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Re: Twelve Italian priests
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2010, 03:58:31 PM »

there were roars of laughter when I read this out to my wife!
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Re: Twelve Italian priests
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2010, 04:08:12 PM »

the worst part is that there is truth in it
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Re: Twelve Italian priests
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2010, 09:01:09 PM »

Now that's just wrong but funny.  :2vrolijk_21: 
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