If you park your car taking up two spots, be prepared for someone calling you on it.
I did that exact same thing to a Corvette owner at a restaurant.
After our group finished our meal, we went back outside, and a police officer was standing with the Corvette owner.
The Corvette owner yells "move your @&$%@* car!", and I say "no".
The officer asks (nicely) if I could move my car and I said "I had a few beers with my meal, so instead of driving, I'm going to catch a ride home with my friends."
The Corvette owner says "I'll move it out of the way", and I said, "You can't even park your own car between the lines, you expect me to trust you to drive/park my car?"
As I handed my keys to one of my friends, I told the officer "I can't believe you haven't given him a ticket for illegal parking, or for being an asshole and wasting your time."
My friends all bust out laughing, and I did get a chuckle out of the officer!