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Re: How to plug a flat tire session - Portland area
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2013, 04:36:10 PM »

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Re: How to plug a flat tire session - Portland area
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2013, 07:32:14 PM »

Only TMPaP (The Most Precious and Anointed) members may mention that feline-ious thread which we shall not mention here by name.  Would you like to be Anointed? 

The cost is a dollar four seventy-four .5 and the process is only moderately painful.  The cost is eliminated if you are already either a recognized Bastard (with number) or a SoA member (or full associate). 

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Re: How to plug a flat tire session - Portland area
« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2013, 07:44:30 PM »


Was given the 007 number by a Great Grand Poohbah or Head Mucky Muck of the EBC.  Had an SoA number but it was lost when my last dream was shot down in flames & my 2 remaining ambitions were lost in transit. I think it might have been 7 but dunno??


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Re: How to plug a flat tire session - Portland area
« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2013, 07:46:11 PM »

Lets get back to the subject at hand.......I got it figured. I'm going to get a tatoo of a tire plug on my valve stem!!!!
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Re: How to plug a flat tire session - Portland area
« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2013, 07:55:04 PM »

You be righteous.  EBC secret handshake digitally recognized.  SoA number passed here in secret. 


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Re: How to plug a flat tire session - Portland area
« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2013, 07:58:07 PM »

Lets get back to the subject at hand.......I got it figured. I'm going to get a tatoo of a tire plug on my valve stem!!!!

Now that sounds very painful.   :nixweiss:
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Re: How to plug a flat tire session - Portland area
« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2013, 08:10:51 PM »

Lets get back to the subject at hand.......I got it figured. I'm going to get a tatoo of a tire plug on my valve stem!!!!

Why? did it go flat on you??  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: How to plug a flat tire session - Portland area
« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2013, 08:56:57 PM »

 :nixweiss: Are girls not allowed? I'm serious, something I need to learn. Good question Mark...what would I need to bring. That is if I'm allowed to play.
 If this thread is for real I'll be there and even post a picture or two. :2vrolijk_21: :) and if this is BS, well....

 So let me know, do I learn how to plug a tire or go to the Christmas bazaar.
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Re: How to plug a flat tire session - Portland area
« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2013, 09:16:38 PM »

I have no idea.  At this point am avoiding anything that could harsh my mellow. 
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Re: How to plug a flat tire session - Portland area
« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2013, 09:18:00 PM »

Why? did it go flat on you??  :huepfenlol2:

I hear there are drugs for that issue.
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Re: How to plug a flat tire session - Portland area
« Reply #25 on: November 11, 2013, 09:18:44 PM »

Lets get back to the subject at hand.......I got it figured. I'm going to get a tatoo of a tire plug on my valve stem!!!!

Uh.......... ouch.....  ???
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Re: How to plug a flat tire session - Portland area
« Reply #26 on: November 11, 2013, 09:20:57 PM »

I hear there are drugs for that issue.

If you plug your tire with a Viagra tablet will the tire stay hard for up to four hours?

 That might be enough time to get to the dealer to have it replaced.
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Re: How to plug a flat tire session - Portland area
« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2013, 09:26:15 PM »


If you plug your tire with a Viagra tablet will the tire stay hard for up to four hours?


Would likely be way out of balance though.....
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Re: How to plug a flat tire session - Portland area
« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2013, 09:28:16 PM »


Balance is not the problem here.
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Re: How to plug a flat tire session - Portland area
« Reply #29 on: November 12, 2013, 08:09:36 AM »

:nixweiss: Are girls not allowed? I'm serious, something I need to learn. Good question Mark...what would I need to bring. That is if I'm allowed to play.
 If this thread is for real I'll be there and even post a picture or two. :2vrolijk_21: :) and if this is BS, well....

 So let me know, do I learn how to plug a tire or go to the Christmas bazaar.

I'd go ahead and get the tickets to the Christmas bazaar....Mr. passmeabeer ain't who he seems
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