Only TMPaP (The Most Precious and Anointed) members may mention that feline-ious thread which we shall not mention here by name. Would you like to be Anointed?
The cost is a dollar four seventy-four .5 and the process is only moderately painful. The cost is eliminated if you are already either a recognized Bastard (with number) or a SoA member (or full associate).
This is all entirely dismissed, however, if your motorcycle is inverted on your driveway more than any three days of any one calendar year for spoke adjustment (or to polish your oil pan). All costs also forgiven if you are a moderator who has never moved a thread (except on Tuesdays with a full moon [no, that kind of a "moon"]).
Did not know of the restrictive code involving that thread whose name must not be uttered. Added to a very, very long list of that which I do not know but give utterances bout anyway.
Was given the 007 number by a Great Grand Poohbah or Head Mucky Muck of the EBC. Had an SoA number but it was lost when my last dream was shot down in flames & my 2 remaining ambitions were lost in transit. I think it might have been 7 but dunno??
Anyway, I have the dollar seventy-four .5 or am good for it according to my
bookie banker/financier, Big Nose Louie, Esq. & can pay on most Tuesdays. Being Annointed sounds like fun. Is there pie afterwards?