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Re: Cat vomit
« Reply #120 on: November 30, 2006, 02:41:37 PM »

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Cat will be more agreeable to being moved quickly to another surface...picture, if you will, holding cat well out from any contact with things other than hands, and sprinting, if hurling process begins prior to postioning cat in desired location, human can quickly drop said cat and fetch paper towels...however, putting cat near water in a half or completely naked state during the middle of the night...the risk factor for damage to male appendages goes up exponentially with the proximity to said toilet.
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Re: Cat vomit
« Reply #121 on: November 30, 2006, 02:43:20 PM »

Oh my, we're STILL talking about cat vomi.   [smiley=nervous.gif]   [smiley=nixweiss.gif]  

Terry's best friend is a therapist ... maybe we should consult him.   ;D
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Re: Cat vomit
« Reply #122 on: November 30, 2006, 02:46:09 PM »

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Thank God you don't have a cat any more.
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« Reply #123 on: November 30, 2006, 03:03:28 PM »

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Alright Diva!!

You just pushed this thread to 9 pages!!...There is something sad about that fact.
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Re: Cat vomit
« Reply #124 on: November 30, 2006, 03:05:47 PM »

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SpecialEd,

Shug and Nell are angels.
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Re: Cat vomit
« Reply #125 on: November 30, 2006, 03:08:42 PM »

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I don't think he'd throw everybody out. He may go for a long ride.... ;)


You're absolutely right.   :)   Just kidding.  
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Re: Cat vomit
« Reply #126 on: November 30, 2006, 03:11:38 PM »

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You're absolutely right.
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« Reply #127 on: November 30, 2006, 03:31:43 PM »

You know....   I had a friend in the service....  Geeky little feller, but a really good soldier though.  Used to be the one we sent over to the marines table when they started throwin' chit, and making a nuisance of themselves and Dale (different story) wasn't around.  He'd tell 'em things like " we just want have a few beers in peace"  and  "Why do you guys think you have something to prove with the forces guys?" and stuff like that, and when that didn't work,(and it never did) he'd tell 'em, "you guys are upsetting me now,  that's not very nice, you know you guys are recon, and we're special forces, and we should all get along, and now my belly hurts 'cause I'm upset and ........YYAACCKKKK!"  He'd just puke on 'em!  He could do it at will.  Nasty stringy projectile target puking type affair.  It was hideous, But talk about clear out the jarheads.  Never did have one ready to fight after that.    maybe he was part cat?
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Re: Cat vomit
« Reply #128 on: November 30, 2006, 03:37:24 PM »

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« Reply #129 on: November 30, 2006, 03:37:59 PM »

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Roger,
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Re: Cat vomit
« Reply #130 on: November 30, 2006, 03:39:16 PM »

The saddest thing about this thread is that it's one of the most viewed threads on the entire board!
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« Reply #131 on: November 30, 2006, 03:40:38 PM »

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Ernie,
I don't know what it says about Diva, but I'm scared. [smiley=nervous.gif]

Ed ;D ;D ;D


Hell, Terry is the one we ought to be worried for.
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« Reply #132 on: November 30, 2006, 03:50:59 PM »

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« Reply #133 on: November 30, 2006, 03:54:20 PM »

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Re: Cat vomit
« Reply #134 on: November 30, 2006, 03:58:52 PM »

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Hell, Terry is the one we ought to be worried for.


I "heard" that ;D
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