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[harleydiva]

Yes Suzanne the love bugs are out.  Back home we called them hookemup bugs, for the obvious reason.

The Jester was splatted yesterday with a few dozen after a relatively short ride - about 100 miles

As best I can tell, their stomach contents exit through their brains and possibly out their eyes, so in a way that could be considered a puke.

An executive decision may be indicated here to determine the puke factor vs the splattage factor.


Artistic rendering of the Texas version of the dreaded love bugs.


                   

Love bug puke and or splat depending upon perspective:

[iski]

Artists, you got to love them.   

True artistic talent is a wonder to behold.

[harleydiva]

True artistic talent is a wonder to behold.

 

[Hoist!]

This fell back pretty far. Try listnening to this. http://jflores.com/jokes/chowmein.htm    Hoist!

[iski]

This fell back pretty far. Try listnening to this. http://jflores.com/jokes/chowmein.htm    Hoist!

Tonight I am having Chinese.  Thanks Hoist! 

[erniezap]

I was hoping that this thread was dead!!!  That picture is just wrong! 

[Screamin]

I was hoping that this thread was dead!!!  That picture is just wrong! 

Pic is right on the money except a microwave might be more appropriate. Got home tonight to several cat spots, streaks actually, (diarrea) around the living room and kitchen and another one covering up a fresh pile in the computer room. Wife's out of town. She can either come home tomorrow to say good bye to them or stay away another night and attend her own private memorial service.

[iski]

I was hoping that this thread was dead!!!  That picture is just wrong! 

This thread will never die.  If there was a vote for best non-bike thread on CVOHarley, this thread would win, hands down. 

That picture is wrong, which makes it just right for this thread. 

The wife got a small dog, non yippy variety, from a local pound, so someday I shall post pics of its digestive offerings.  Very likely duing toad breeding season.   

[iski]

Pic is right on the money except a microwave might be more appropriate. Got home tonight to several cat spots, streaks actually, (diarrea) around the living room and kitchen and another one covering up a fresh pile in the computer room. Wife's out of town. She can either come home tomorrow to say good bye to them or stay away another night and attend her own private memorial service.

The recipe for General Tso's chicken requires only 2 cats...... just trying to be helpful.

[Gettinold]

Tonight I am having Chinese.  Thanks Hoist! 

ISKI
Mama Helen says your a sick man and says she'll put you in that pan if you turn on the burner.  

[Gettinold]

Pic is right on the money except a microwave might be more appropriate. Got home tonight to several cat spots, streaks actually, (diarrea) around the living room and kitchen and another one covering up a fresh pile in the computer room. Wife's out of town. She can either come home tomorrow to say good bye to them or stay away another night and attend her own private memorial service.

They are "sick & tired" of her being gone is all. Tell her to take them with her when she leaves.

[iski]

ISKI
Mama Helen says your a sick man and says she'll put you in that pan if you turn on the burner.  

Gettinold - Mama Helen has never met me, yet somehow she already knows me.   

I would NEVER cook a cat.  Figure they would be too much trouble so never considered it.  But I do like Chinese food, so who knows as to eating one?   

[EAGLE1]

This fell back pretty far. Try listnening to this. http://jflores.com/jokes/chowmein.htm    Hoist!

Thats great Hoist, you know its true though, we had a Korean family move in a couple of doors down and now there are no more stray cats or dogs roaming around the neighboorhood, I love it, I encouraged them to move more of their family in the neighborhood. 

[REGGAB]

This thread will never die.  If there was a vote for best non-bike thread on CVOHarley, this thread would win, hands down. 

That picture is wrong, which makes it just right for this thread. 

The wife got a small dog, non yippy variety, from a local pound, so someday I shall post pics of its digestive offerings.  Very likely duing toad breeding season.   

I agree iski.  This has to be one of the greatest diversions on this site.  Fortunately, we seem to have risen above Boxer puke challenges in our home....for the time being.  In the past, Annie Bea has been known to produce some very colorful hurl.

[iski]

I agree iski.  This has to be one of the greatest diversions on this site.  Fortunately, we seem to have risen above Boxer puke challenges in our home....for the time being.  In the past, Annie Bea has been known to produce some very colorful hurl.

Reggab,  Boxers are known for their colorful hurl patterns among other things. 

Our new addition, a supposed beagle/something or other cross, as my wife was told anyway, is not prone to hurling yet.  She is about 3, rescued from the pound & appears to be a bit Jack Russelish (nobody will ever know but we love her regardless). So far has not consumed anything that can be contributed to this post.  I figure she will given time.  I did not want a new dog (still miss my beloved Britany) but the wife did, so there ya go.