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[Twolanerider]

I already had a chit-ton of toilet paper (there was a sale awhile back?).  To aid in preparation I did just put a 3x bigger cam in my internet connection.  Entirely online.  Didn't get any grease beneath fingernails.  Took 5 minutes.  Holy megabits Batman.  That's $10 a month I should have spent a long time ago!! 

[OBB]

I already had a chit-ton of toilet paper (there was a sale awhile back?).  To aid in preparation I did just put a 3x bigger cam in my internet connection.  Entirely online.  Didn't get any grease beneath fingernails.  Took 5 minutes.  Holy megabits Batman.  That's $10 a month I should have spent a long time ago!! 

But you just voided your warranty by using your own router instead of the one provided by your ISP.

Sent from my boring Droid phone.

[iski]

If you did not use nitrogen you could get the internet beer virus.  Nitrogen also prevents tire viruses and the heartbreak of psoriasis.

[Twolanerider]

Learned today there is a chain of stores called BJs 😁. 

[iski]

Figure by now I have pissed off a lot of people on this forum.  If I have not pissed them off yet then they must be a bunch of toilet paper hoarding Honda riders that need training wheels to keep from falling over when they take their annual 1.3 mile ride to the poser bar.

Ok. If you are pissed off at me now, please feel free to TP my house.


 

[Twolanerider]

Figure by now I have pissed off a lot of people on this forum.  If I have not pissed them off yet

Or like they do to me they just scan past your chit.

[iski]

Or like they do to me they just scan past your chit.

I do that for some folks here.  Stereotyping some people saves a lot of time, and some are not worth the time it takes to read their chit. 

Speaking of chit.....

[Twolanerider]

Whoa that's an unexpected conspiracy.

[iski]

Whoa that's an unexpected conspiracy.

Certain companies are dong very well in this shortage frenzy.  Also today Walmart was all out of wieners, a local tragedy.

Another also - If you would like to TP my house I will help.  So far my neighbor's kids refuse to TP no matter what I yell at them from my rocker on the porch. My current guess is that is what their Mom's are making for supper - TP Soup.

[Twolanerider]

It's a "novel coronavirus" so I've got my own novel response to the toilet paper debacle.  I'm just not going until the crisis is over.  Trump can't make me. 

[iski]

Eat a lot of cheese.  It is the common product that binds us all together.

[iski]

I sense a disturbance in the Force.  Posters are reading here but they are not posting.  Maybe check to see if you can make this a Toll Thread Don?  Charge $1 a view?  25 views & you get a free roll of TP? 

[Twolanerider]

Even my dogs aren't using TP right now.  It's a family political statement here.  "WE'RE NOT GOING UNTIL ALL THE STUPID IS OVER!"

At least all the current stupid.  If we made it more general we'd never crap again.

[load97]

Poop in the shower & then stomp it down the drain...Hopefully you have a flexible shower head long enough to get the underside..

[Twolanerider]

Poop in the shower & then stomp it down the drain...Hopefully you have a flexible shower head long enough to get the underside..

That sounds like a lot of trouble.  A lot of hassle.  It's raining here.  Probably all week.  If it gets that bad will just go outside in the stream that runs by the house.  I don't like the people that live downstream anyway.