Lucky you.
In these bug infested swampy hinterlands we are still using kite string and tin cans as the delivery system for our internet. Our local county, in it's infinite wisdom limited cable internet to only one provider back in 1824. It was a very large bribe that secured the contract and it gave them 200 years 100% exclusive rights to all high speed internet. The county officials got paid off big time & citizens do not dare complain because of the Dungeon Clause. The cable company used a hodge podge of old twine, baling wire, & electrical connectors that Ben Franklin had left over in his garage. I think the brains for the entire system is a rewired accordion & a cowbell. Other internet provider companies (not the Favored One) were forced to use the telephone lines that Alexander Graham Bell personally installed in 1885 using a pair of wire cutters & a mule named Old Pokey. We got rid of the hand crank phones a couple of years ago & Stella our operator does a great job connecting our calls unless she is napping.
Last year the county awarded an additional cable internet contract to some newfangled outfit that says they will be using high fiber metamucil brand cables. Not sure what the bribe for that contract was, am guessing at least twice what the old bribe was. chit gonna flow fast on those suckers we have been told. We expect that sometime in 2087 our neighborhood will receive this new service.