I got hit by the right rear wheel that came off a tandem axle utility trailer while riding my '04 EG, broke my hand and bent the left handle bar in almost to the tank, the bike stayed up and I rode her to a stop with the tour pack lid dragging along behind me. Had the scooter repaired and 2 years later at 85K the engine clatter was getting to be a bit much so I pulled the trigger on a 95" with Dewey's heads, Andrews 26G's and flat top pistons. Scooter was running great and sounded better than it ever had, about 5 months after the rebuild was hit by another motorcycle, Yamaha knockoff 650 came wide out of a curve, I went left to the white line, the other rider freaked, fixated on me and locked up the rear wheel. The doc told me if I ever hit anything with my left hand it would break worse.... the other scooter hit me in the same place the wheel did, left front corner of the fairing, I rode her until I slowed enough to step off. My hand was broken again, much worse, and this time my arm was ripped open from forearm to elbow.
The wife said the Phoenix wasn't rising from the ashes again she had to go, totaled, traded or however. I argued, any motorcycle that could ride through what this one did and never go down was worth saving... she called me a stupid SOB and further added the projectiles were getting bigger and the damage getting worse. She said the bike had bad karma and the next time it would likely be a pickup which hit that invisible target on the fairing and I'd lose an arm or worse. Then she went on to add IF I'd get a new scooter she'd pay half on any bike I wanted. I took the wife's checkbook and went shopping, walked into the showroom at my local dealer and fell in love with the anniversary SE Ultra and I wrote the check.
You should have seen the look on her face when I gave her checkbook back... she complained "I didn't tell you to pay for the whole damn thing" when I said I only paid for half she asked me "what the hell did you buy?" to which I replied "I bought the bike I wanted just like you told me to do"

bet she never does that again. Two weeks later it cost me $900 to remove enough from the old scooter for it to come in under the magic number, insurance paid off a little over 16K, I had 6K of extra coverage.
Smilin with every mile, jw