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[iski]

I is too. 

Or at least I thought I is until I read your post and didn't understand any of it.  But it sure sounds awesome!  I thought just enjoying tractor pulls, burning stuff outside, beer, BBQ, and John Deere made me a redneck.

It does.  Ogling wimmens, hound dogs, and scritchin' whar it itches, too.



The correct pronunciation is "ah iz".

[SPIDERMAN]

Are we riding high performance motorcycles here or sitting in a barcolounger listening to music ?

Don't know about you guys but I don't feel like effin with an equalizer at 100mph

Course that's just me. Maybe you guys are capable of leaping tall buildings in a single bound

B B

[rednectum]

I is too. 

Or at least I thought I is until I read your post and didn't understand any of it.  But it sure sounds awesome!  I thought just enjoying tractor pulls, burning stuff outside, beer, BBQ, and John Deere made me a redneck.

burnin stuff outside? i got a trailer load of tires, just bring beer and bullets.

[rednectum]

Are we riding high performance motorcycles here or sitting in a barcolounger listening to music ?

Don't know about you guys but I don't feel like effin with an equalizer at 100mph

Course that's just me. Maybe you guys are capable of leaping tall buildings in a single bound

B B

i agree, who needs an EQ if your set up right?

[rednectum]

Holy crap a redneck audiophile! That's almost an oxymoron!!!

Well looks like me and Cybil are riding to the shop in the rain today. She's getting in for the amp install, and no rain is gonna stop her! Leaving in a little bit. This mod should be cool!

Hoist!

yep, helps alot while waitin on the flying chitlins.

[SPIDERMAN]

Call me slow, I just recognized the irony in calling something Cybil II

Howie did you figure that out or hit on it by accident ?

B B

[Hoist!]

Call me slow, I just recognized the irony in calling something Cybil II

Howie did you figure that out or hit on it by accident ?

B B

Actually figured it out all by myself!

Are we riding high performance motorcycles here or sitting in a barcolounger listening to music ?

Don't know about you guys but I don't feel like effin with an equalizer at 100mph

Course that's just me. Maybe you guys are capable of leaping tall buildings in a single bound

B B

And who said anything about an EQ? I'm lucky I know how to turn that Zumo on and get it to play music. EQ or not, you ain't getting nothing to sound good with 100mph wind. Just having some sound on the bike that I can hear is fine with me.

yep, helps alot while waitin on the flying chitlins.

And Dennis, you better look for chitlin alternatives beyond Binx's FP! You'd have to pry it from her cold dead hands before you ever get them grubby redneck fingers on her pig!

Hoist!

[kojak]

It does.  Ogling wimmens, hound dogs, and scritchin' whar it itches, too.



The correct pronunciation is "ah iz".

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[iski]

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Take the redneck quiz!

No surprise - Ah di very well on that quiz.   




Howie - the Zumo works very well @ 100 mph. 

[rednectum]

Actually figured it out all by myself!

And who said anything about an EQ? I'm lucky I know how to turn that Zumo on and get it to play music. EQ or not, you ain't getting nothing to sound good with 100mph wind. Just having some sound on the bike that I can hear is fine with me.

And Dennis, you better look for chitlin alternatives beyond Binx's FP! You'd have to pry it from her cold dead hands before you ever get them grubby redneck fingers on her pig!

Hoist!

mah fingers aint grubby, i jest washed em after i skint dem possums last week. tell binx ah got her a fresh batch of possum lips.(tryin to suck up so i can get dat pig)

[miker]

Need a pig?  I'll blast you one ifin you want whenst I commence to closing up camp " Wee-in-woods" fer the summer.

 

[SPIDERMAN]

Need a pig?  I'll blast you one ifin you want whenst I commence to closing up camp " Wee-in-woods" fer the summer.

 

Ooooo that's roughin it.

You're a reglar Dan'l Boone you are


B B

[Hugh Janis]

Need a pig?  I'll blast you one ifin you want whenst I commence to closing up camp " Wee-in-woods" fer the summer.

 

How ironic you pack up and hide from the summer heat when we are just getting to our camps up here.  I've been to FLA several times in August.  Thank goodness for AC.  It's amazing how much of a sweat you get walking from a restaurant to a hot car.

[miker]

Ooooo that's roughin it.

You're a reglar Dan'l Boone you are


B B

The comfort features are for the Mrs...we all know if momma ain't happy ain't no one happy!
I don't even have satellite tv!  Get off me!   

[miker]

How ironic you pack up and hide from the summer heat when we are just getting to our camps up here.  I've been to FLA several times in August.  Thank goodness for AC.  It's amazing how much of a sweat you get walking from a restaurant to a hot car.

Yup it is already August hot, crap....
Not much to shoot now anyway, other than love bugs and various other insects. 
The mud holes have dried up too, so 4 wheelin ain't much fun.

The ocean is getting close to be warm enough for a tough guy like me...nearing 80.
We'll switch to beach bum mode instead of Frontier Drunkman