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[Sledge]

Oh Gawd please stop quoting him with that huge pic of those huge, hairy, in need of a pedicure, water jet damaged toes!   Bleeearrghh!   I just threw up.

More screwups please this is getting better everyday.

[2018_FLTRXSE]

Dumb Ass....too many Coconut Rums .... right ?

Actually....I was sober.... there was lots of Patron later to dull the pain.

[knothead]

Should have ran that pressure washer up under those nails...

[Dr.D]

I've almost dropped the bike getting it off the jack with flip flops on. Never wear flops around the bike period.

After marking the wife's bike a time or two adding chrome chit WE  decided to let a more experienced buddy put on her chrome flip up gas cover on the new SG. After he got it done and left she saw scratches on it. She mentioned it but never got that upset. If I had done that there would have the ussual bitch fit. Guess she just did not have the balls to let him have it.

I feel better every time I read this thread.

[mark]

Re: Pressure Washer...

Also, never reach for something near the wand tip...with it on full blast...looks like my hand was in a knife fight.  I truly believe you could cut someone in half with a pressure washer.

[Sledge]

That does it, if our wives ever discover this thread they will claim we're all too STOOPID to ride motorsickles!

[MKW]

Mad at the wife, decided to go for a ride.  Stood the 10 day old CVO bike up but in my "I'll show you" attitude I bounced the right side of the bat wing off the garage wall.  I refuse to fix the scuff mark as a reminder how silly I can be at times.  There is always room for self improvement 

[dayne66]

34 months ago I was just finishing a few loose ends on the new house..the grout for the tile fireplace mantle. I was in the garage mixing a batch of grout in an ICECREAM pail with a NICK in the top edge, with a paint mixer on a 1/2" small body high torque drill WITHOUT the handle installed. Well, the mixer catches the nick and slices the icecream pail...the pointed piece of plastic pail catches the the seam on the leg of my blue jeans and almost instantly everything rotates as far as it can....the drill now is ripped from my grip and spins around to 'punch me in the palm of my hand, breaking two bones. The cover for the bike was on the floor beside the bike.....there was nothing obvious that I noticed in my painfull condition...but a week later, there was grout all over the f'n place, including about 30 spots on the bike.

If that was not stupid enough.....we got new furniture a couple weeks later......I moved a couch and pulled everything in my hand apart. Doh!!!

[2018_FLTRXSE]

I've almost dropped the bike getting it off the jack with flip flops on. Never wear flops around the bike period.

After marking the wife's bike a time or two adding chrome chit WE  decided to let a more experienced buddy put on her chrome flip up gas cover on the new SG. After he got it done and left she saw scratches on it. She mentioned it but never got that upset. If I had done that there would have the ussual bitch fit. Guess she just did not have the balls to let him have it.

I feel better every time I read this thread.

Sounds like you lack experience in flip-flops (we call them slippers here) as we use them all the time with no issue. you need more practice.

Now.. slip-on shoes?... hell no.....

Re: Pressure Washer...

Also, never reach for something near the wand tip...with it on full blast...looks like my hand was in a knife fight.  I truly believe you could cut someone in half with a pressure washer.

 After seeing the watermelon v. pressure washer vid, I believe it too!

[Hugh Janis]

After seeing the watermelon v. pressure washer vid, I believe it too!

 

[2018_FLTRXSE]

34 months ago I was just finishing a few loose ends on the new house..the grout for the tile fireplace mantle. I was in the garage mixing a batch of grout in an ICECREAM pail with a NICK in the top edge, with a paint mixer on a 1/2" small body high torque drill WITHOUT the handle installed. Well, the mixer catches the nick and slices the icecream pail...the pointed piece of plastic pail catches the the seam on the leg of my blue jeans and almost instantly everything rotates as far as it can....the drill now is ripped from my grip and spins around to 'punch me in the palm of my hand, breaking two bones. The cover for the bike was on the floor beside the bike.....there was nothing obvious that I noticed in my painfull condition...but a week later, there was grout all over the f'n place, including about 30 spots on the bike.

If that was not stupid enough.....we got new furniture a couple weeks later......I moved a couch and pulled everything in my hand apart. Doh!!!

Ouch!

[Para Bellum]

A lot of times, when I drop something, especially something fragile like glasses or remote, I'll stick my foot out to "catch" it and break the fall.  So one day working out at the gym, got distracted by a gym bunny walking by as I was putting away a 45 lb. weight and my hands let go too early--and just to go from bad to worse, of course I stuck out my foot.  The good news is...it only took a needle full of liquid fire and 3 stitches to close the gash in my big toe.  The bad news...no gnarly pix of mangled toe.

[2018_FLTRXSE]

A lot of times, when I drop something, especially something fragile like glasses or remote, I'll stick my foot out to "catch" it and break the fall.  So one day working out at the gym, got distracted by a gym bunny walking by as I was putting away a 45 lb. weight and my hands let go too early--and just to go from bad to worse, of course I stuck out my foot.  The good news is...it only took a needle full of liquid fire and 3 stitches to close the gash in my big toe.  The bad news...no gnarly pix of mangled toe.

how about a pic of the gym bunny?

[SG Racer]

how about a pic of the gym bunny?

Yeah I want to see the bunny!

[Hugh Janis]

Yeah I want to see the bunny!

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