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Re: When did you first realize you were OLD!
« Reply #75 on: January 01, 2013, 02:28:09 PM »

:0) - When my Maine Maritime Academy Classmate's new bride couldn't pick out Howdy Doody in a LineUp. Granted it was John's 2nd Wife.


After I retired from the military I went back to college for some upgrading, I was 40 something in a class is 20 something's.  I made a reference to a Johnny Carson skit and no one knew who he was.
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Re: When did you first realize you were OLD!
« Reply #76 on: January 02, 2013, 12:54:43 AM »

When I noticed my body wanted to be on it's own natural schedule.

Dinner at 6:30 pm

Desert at 8:00 pm

Sleep at 10:00 pm

Urinate at 6:00 am

Bowel Movement at 7:00 am

Wake up at 8:00 am  :confused5:

Same thing day after day.
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Re: When did you first realize you were OLD!
« Reply #77 on: January 02, 2013, 04:11:37 AM »

If I had thought I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.  ;D

5 x  :2vrolijk_21:

 ;D GREAT THREAD  ;D
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Re: When did you first realize you were OLD!
« Reply #78 on: January 02, 2013, 10:44:16 AM »

Now that you ask...I don't really remember.
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Re: When did you first realize you were OLD!
« Reply #79 on: January 02, 2013, 12:59:36 PM »

When you know all the songs on the "oldies" radio station..
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Re: When did you first realize you were OLD!
« Reply #80 on: January 02, 2013, 02:24:37 PM »

Just picture yourself having a coffee at a street cafe or beach bar and a hot 18 year old girl with gorgeous legs and a kind of see through skirt (no bra if you insist) walks by. You got this?
Now,
if you first thought then is
"wow, I would definitely like to ...her" and perhaps even imitate the playboy whistle (= me 20 years ago)
or is the first thing that jumps to your mind more..
"for heavens sake, which father allow his daughter to run half naked through the town while arousing all the perverts around

If you tend more to the latter (like me) this makes you old, so I am old! Yes and I'm lovin' it  :bananarock:
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Re: When did you first realize you were OLD!
« Reply #81 on: January 02, 2013, 03:29:04 PM »

Just picture yourself having a coffee at a street cafe or beach bar and a hot 18 year old girl with gorgeous legs and a kind of see through skirt (no bra if you insist) walks by. You got this?
Now,
if you first thought then is
"wow, I would definitely like to ...her" and perhaps even imitate the playboy whistle (= me 20 years ago)
or is the first thing that jumps to your mind more..
"for heavens sake, which father allow his daughter to run half naked through the town while arousing all the perverts around

If you tend more to the latter (like me) this makes you old, so I am old! Yes and I'm lovin' it  :bananarock:

I have become the guy who thinks the latter, sometimes anyway.
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Re: When did you first realize you were OLD!
« Reply #82 on: January 02, 2013, 07:37:14 PM »

When you know all the songs on the "oldies" radio station..
Watch it pal..... I installed all of those on my iPod.  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: When did you first realize you were OLD!
« Reply #83 on: January 02, 2013, 08:09:38 PM »

When I bought my first  :pumpkin: which was my first bike with a windshield and bags. Make no mistake it's also how I got my screen name!  :pumpkin:
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Re: When did you first realize you were OLD!
« Reply #84 on: January 02, 2013, 10:59:20 PM »

when i feel like farting, i just fart  :P
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Re: When did you first realize you were OLD!
« Reply #85 on: January 03, 2013, 03:22:03 AM »

when i feel like farting, i just fart  :P

You seen The Bucket List?
"Never pass up a bathroom, Never waste hard on and Never trust a fart".
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Re: When did you first realize you were OLD!
« Reply #86 on: January 03, 2013, 07:51:31 AM »

You seem The Bucket List?
"Never pass up a bathroom, Never waste hard on and Never trust a fart".

Yea, saw the Bucket List and I adhere to it, but I got tell, if I feel a need to fart, I just lit er' rip....  So far so good, no sharties yet.   :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: When did you first realize you were OLD!
« Reply #87 on: January 03, 2013, 12:42:32 PM »

What is an I~Pod?
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Re: When did you first realize you were OLD!
« Reply #88 on: January 03, 2013, 01:45:53 PM »

What is an I~Pod?
Mike
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My wife has an I-Ron, that the same thing?
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Re: When did you first realize you were OLD!
« Reply #89 on: January 03, 2013, 09:35:38 PM »

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