You FD guys kill me! let's see. No white lining, no high speed riding, no diving into twisties, no easy parking, no 2 abreast, find a place to lock it up....! Hmmm, sounds like it might be time for a convertible!
Hoist! 
Howie, you might be surprised. One of our members from Texas had a trailer last year at CC, I followed him to the hotel one late afternoon and while I will admit I didn't want to look like a dickhead by passing him and a couple of guys he was riding with......he was leading and we left a good number of folks trailing down the road. He never took it off the entire week.
His was a low profile single wheel job as I recall, but I would necessarily say all the fun days of riding are gone, nor the relatively quick ones.......now that said I am sure "most" trailer haulers wouldn't be keeping up with you, but I learned a long time ago, never say never 'cause you may get surprised.
Oh and I also recall, if memory serves it was a

which I have heard may well be the fastest color.