I was sitting a bar a few years ago, enjoying a nice cold beer, talking to no-one and minding my own business. A drunk walked up to me,,,staggered up to me.. looked me straight in the eye and told me he was going to whip my ass. I looked him right straight back in the eye, and I said, I don't know why you'd wanna do that, I was just going to order you a beer. He got the strangest look on his face. The baretender brought him a drink. Best $1.75 I ever spent. Did I mention his shoulders and arms looked like a Sherman Tank? R-E-S-P-E-C -T