I have three XM radio subscriptions... One for my Zumo, one for a radio in my shop and one in my wife's Tahoe.
The radio in the shop stopped working a month or so ago. The Tahoe was sold last Saturday...
So I go to the XM on line site to cancel two of my three subscriptions. And I can find no possible way to cancel a subscription on line. I come to the conclusion you can do any XM task imaginable on line - except cancel a subscription.
I call XM... and get an automated (English speaking) voice. To start the process - I need to give them my account number - which I do - which leads to another automated (English speaking) voice, giving me a selection of choices. I decide to hit "0" - and go straight to a human (although this description soon becomes debatable). After the obligatory wait, I speak to someone (from a land far far away) - who needs my name, phone number, address with zip, email address and XM account number. I give this information and explain I want to cancel two of my three subscriptions. She asks me why I want to cancel the two subscriptions. I am patient and tell her - subscription #1 - sold the vehicle, subscription #2 - radio no longer works. She offers to sell me a new radio at a special low price of..... I interrupt her and tell her I just want to cancel the subscriptions - not buy a new radio. She wants to know why I don't want a new radio. I tell her to just cancel the subscriptions... She tells me she needs to forward my call to another department - as she does have the ability to cancel subscriptions.
A new person comes on the line (from a land far far away) who needs..............my name, phone number, address with zip, email address and XM account number.
I give the information - again - and again explain I want to cancel two subscriptions - and I tell her which subscriptions.
She wants to know why I'm thinking of canceling these subscriptions. I am uncharacteristically still patient and tell her - once again - subscription #1 - sold the vehicle, subscription #2 - radio no longer works - and add that I am not "thinking" of canceling the subscriptions - I have called to cancel the subscriptions - hence the reason we are now speaking.....
The next thing she tells me is she is going to ship me a new radio to replace the broken radio for the special low price of--------I interrupt her and tell her I don't want another radio - I only want her to cancel the $@^$ subscription.
(At this point, I tell myself this is probably partially my fault - because I made the conscious decision to cancel these subscriptions knowing full well it is a Monday and knowing full well my patience is generally in very short supply on the best Mondays.....and I take a deep breath...)
Then she tells me she will put these two subscriptions
on hold for two months - to give me a chance to change my mind... No longer patient - I very loudly and somewhat crudely explain -
subscription #1 - sold the vehicle, subscription #2 - radio no longer works!!! - and even
if I wanted to change my mind - the vehicle is now on a used car lot and the radio is at a landfill somewhere - so just cancel the #$^ %!$# subscriptions...
She tells me there is no need to raise my voice....that she is only trying to provide a service to me... I tell her that if she says anything further other than "thank you - I will take care of your request immediately" that I will come to whatever country she lives in, find her and very personally explain what I need done to my account...
She says "I will cancel your two subscriptions immediately". and then adds "Would you like to upgrade the services of your remaining account to include......"
At which point I hung up the phone - which turns out to possibly have been a hasty decision - because I am now left with this urge to yell at someone and spew additional vulgarities...
What to do?